Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I will pee on everything he values.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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