Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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