no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Hippo gnu deer
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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