I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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