I can't watch pbs sober anymore
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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