the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
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