im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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