I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
