I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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