? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
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