Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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