Who wears a wallet chain?!
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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