If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
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Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
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I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
we're so committed to being not committed
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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