wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Randomize
