What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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