as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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