so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
