I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
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I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
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The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
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