if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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