I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
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dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
We talked him into tasing himself.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
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hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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