Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Randomize
