I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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