none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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