Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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