White coat. Heels.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
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A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
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Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
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