it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
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I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
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This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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