i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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