i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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