i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
damn...impressive bar tab
no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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