Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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