Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
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Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
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I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
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