But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
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Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I didn't notice because vodka
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He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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