I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
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So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
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there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT