when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
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