Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
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Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
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Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is