didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Randomize
