i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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