I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Randomize