ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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