so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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