Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
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