AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
No I am not eating basil off your cock
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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