Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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