omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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