please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
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pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
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Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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