The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
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she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
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If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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