She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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