Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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