Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
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so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
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I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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