Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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