I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
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he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
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Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I am naked and annoyed.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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