I just saw a hot homeless man
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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