sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
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I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
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Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.