The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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