Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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