rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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