Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Who died my cat blue again?
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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