im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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