singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
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So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
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I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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