do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
vagina is talking i cant
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
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