She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
This toilet bowl is my home.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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